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Posted on Sunday, September 27th, 2009 9:55:53 GMT by: quietearth
Posted under: post apocalyptic zombie movie review
Year: 2009
Directors: George A. Romero
Writers: George A. Romero
IMDB: link
Trailer: link
Review by: quietearth
Rating: 6 out of 10
What's that? A 6 out of 10 for a film which has been panned so badly, the master himself even said on stage "we'll see if you like it"? A film so atrocious, every aspect of it, and I mean every, was so horrific that my Austin partner in crime got a headache from watching it? A film so terribly rendered that George has clearly taken a step backward into "who gives a f***" land and, I would guess, just wants to make a few bucks as he's missed out on the entire sub-genre he created? I walked into that screening knowing full well it was going to be terrible, and the man has certainly undone any effort he put in his last 2 outputs and created something so haphazardly put together that it was actually kind of good.
Let's just start at the beginning. This zombie universe is a tangential one which follows a character created in Diary of the Dead to an island filled with Irish family feuding McCoy types. Their accents were unbelievable, not to mention the fact that the supposed thick Irish drawl still exists in this age off of Delaware, and their acting was amateurish and over the top. And we're just getting started.
All the other actors were pretty bad, from the leads down to the extras. The words that came out of their mouths were poorly written, and the direction was so clearly unrefined, it was as if they had only done one take for each scene.
The zombie makeup, so clearly advanced in Diary of the Dead, was nowhere to be seen. Many of the zombies clearly looked like a simple layer of powder had been applied, as if this were a z-grade zombie film. Worse yet, jarring, grade school CGI was used for some of the better zombie kills.
None of the characters were likeable, and their backgrounds were thinly developed, if at all. Yet somehow, I still wanted to see what would happen in the next scene.
You're probably wanting examples of all the points I'm making, but there's no need. The entire film is the example. The lack of care on the film makers part, mixed with my non-existent expectations created a situatiion in which I actually found it decent. Don't get me wrong, I can't recommend this film. But it really doesn't matter anyways, you're still going to watch it.
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