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Blubberella? Oh my god... I really can't do the horrendous exploitation of this Uwe Boll produced horror/comedy justice with words right now, except to say it's right up there with the double standards of Shallow Hal.
Synopsis:
The first female fat superhero ... She will kick major ass - with her major ass ... All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!
I kid you not, that's the official synopsis from the Boll camp. "All the Bloodrayne fans?" Are there a lot out there?
Anyway, that's it for now.
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macstu (2 years ago) Reply
YOU mean owe boll" having another BOWEL MOVEMENT because all his movies are SH*T. The worst film director in history.
187 (2 years ago) Reply
2macstu
thanks, captain obvious
trogen (2 years ago) Reply
im laughing and crying!! this has potential however, if not taken seriously...
Anonymous (2 years ago) Reply
Uwe Boll is actually not the worst director of all time. The WORST directors of all time are Ulli Lommel, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
If you can possibly find one redeeming factor in any of these people's films, you need to be shot.
Sethup (2 years ago) Reply
hahaha , oh wow... hahahaha
Anonymous (2 years ago) Reply
This looks like it'd be a fun watch if you were drunk enough.
Theres a lot of FAs out there who'd love to see a BBW like this running around stabbing stuff. I'm sure it'll have some appeal.
Zarathustra (2 years ago) Reply
How does she stop crime????? By sitting on it?
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