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Blubberella? Oh my god... I really can't do the horrendous exploitation of this Uwe Boll produced horror/comedy justice with words right now, except to say it's right up there with the double standards of Shallow Hal.

Synopsis:
The first female fat superhero ... She will kick major ass - with her major ass ... All the BLOODRAYNE fans will love that movie!


I kid you not, that's the official synopsis from the Boll camp. "All the Bloodrayne fans?" Are there a lot out there?

Anyway, that's it for now.

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macstu (1 year ago) Reply

YOU mean owe boll" having another BOWEL MOVEMENT because all his movies are SH*T. The worst film director in history.

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187 (1 year ago) Reply

2macstu

thanks, captain obvious

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Paul (1 year ago) Reply

"All the Bloodrayne fans?"

What? Both of them?

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Jonas (1 year ago) Reply

Holy crap there's two??

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trogen (1 year ago) Reply

im laughing and crying!! this has potential however, if not taken seriously...

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Anonymous (1 year ago) Reply

Uwe Boll is actually not the worst director of all time. The WORST directors of all time are Ulli Lommel, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

If you can possibly find one redeeming factor in any of these people's films, you need to be shot.

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Sethup (1 year ago) Reply

hahaha , oh wow... hahahaha

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Anonymous (1 year ago) Reply

This looks like it'd be a fun watch if you were drunk enough.
Theres a lot of FAs out there who'd love to see a BBW like this running around stabbing stuff. I'm sure it'll have some appeal.

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Zarathustra (1 year ago) Reply

How does she stop crime????? By sitting on it?


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