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After the brilliant film of adolescent hermaphrodite comedy (watch it on Netflix, our review) Spork, we wanted to know: What is JB Ghuman planning next? After turning down many studio scripts, he's planning on another flick where his mental instability will shine, and he's sitting by the phone wearing galaxy tights and a wolf hat.. waiting for some dough.

Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters is attached. Interested yet? How about Purple Rain -meets- Flash Dance -meets- Hedwig And The Angry Inch? How about the following rundown:


What do you get when a women who works a highway tollbooth by day / front desk girl at the local gym by night starts a revolution via secret dance classes while the gym is closed making ordinary housewives feel like female tigers? You get RHiNO! (insert "Roar") ...get it bitch!

We're expecting rainbow leggings, socks over the pants while rocking high tops, teaser hair, Van Halen.. Yes, we're excited. We loved Spork. Now someone give him some damn money!

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