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Marina Antunes [Celluloid 05.24.11] movie news Exploitation



I'm getting a bit tired of the grindhouse movement which has been making a resurgence in the last few years. Just adding post production scratches to a ludicrous story just isn’t enough but on the upside, once in a while the genre spits out an entertaining little flick and Dear God No! might just be in that category.

Directed by James Anthony Bickert, this story sees a motorcycle gang hiding out in a cabin after a rape and murder spree only to find themselves hunted down by a "flesh-eating killing machine." Here's the official synopsis:

"The film follows an outlaw motorcycle gang known as "The Impalers" as they wind down a tri-state rape and murder spree. After a gruesome battle with rival club, "Satan's Own," the survivors hole up in a secluded cabin in the North Georgia Mountains. Taking advantage of what seems like easy marks for their depravity, the rough and tough Impalers soon find themselves struggling to survive the flesh-eating killing machine that lives in the forest.

The film has been shot entirely on Super 16mm and makes obvious use of practical effects which gives it a DIY feel which I like and beyond that, it looks completely ludicrous but not so graphic that it puts the audience off.

The trailer is a heck of a good time – I just wish they'd kept the voiceover to a minimum but then, that too adds to the charm. No release dates are scheduled but you can keep track of the happenings on the official FB page.

NSFW trailer, care of the kids at Couch Cutter, after the break.




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Anonymous (9 years ago) Reply

lol! looks entertaining atleast

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John (9 years ago) Reply

Giving mention to garbage like this, means marketing and support it.
On this site, this kind of content deserves not to be mentioned.

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Lenman (9 years ago) Reply

@John lighten up they have reviewed/covered a lot worse than this before. You don't have to read/watch.

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Cletus (9 years ago) Reply

I'll watch this when no one's looking.

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Anonymous (9 years ago) Reply

I'll watch! Looks like fun!

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Anonymous (9 years ago) Reply

I swear that's Trey Parker (South Park) doing the voice-over on that trailer. Might check this out - if I find myself with nothing better to do.

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Psychonator (9 years ago) Reply

I've shat turds that big before. ZZZZZZZZZ


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