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Christopher Webster [Celluloid 05.03.12] horror



Harmless is a christian horror found footage film in the style of Paranormal Activity that features a big box of porn that tears a family apart. Avert thine eyes children!

Synopsis:
Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It's the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It's sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family.






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arete (7 years ago) Reply

Gotta be a joke right...

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agentorange (7 years ago) Reply

totally not a joke :)

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arete (7 years ago) Reply

Outrageously silly premise, sounds like something pitched by the "moral majority" in America

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chuck (7 years ago) Reply

Box of porn? Is this set in the 80s or something?

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Acrobatic Flea (7 years ago) Reply

Ha ha ha! That's hilarious.

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rev Wright (7 years ago) Reply

LMFAO

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oMg (7 years ago) Reply

eek, looks like they found my homemade sex tape. Damn! mom won't be happy...but seriously WTF?! They should also include zombie in this. Would be more catchy ;)

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Josh (7 years ago) Reply

The "Box of porn" is pretty silly and outdated, and I can't think of any Christian movie that is worth watching.
But that doesn't change the fact that porn does ruin marriages and pervert young men. It distorts their reality of sex and makes them very unhappy with their wives/girlfreinds who are not porn stars. How many tens of thousands of men would rather jerk off to the internet then be with their wives?
I am not saying all men, but many. Show me any child molestor or pervert out there, and I guarantee 90% of them started looking at porn at a young age.
I am not talking about the guy who looks at playboy, I am talking about the people who are heavily involved in internet porn.

Go ahead let the comments begin about how dumb I am and how wonderful porn is.

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Digger (7 years ago) Reply

And if more "wives/girlfriends" were more adventurous in bed, there'd be less need to jerk off to interenet porn!

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j.j. (7 years ago) Reply

Actually, Josh, you are right. I don't think many people would disagree with you. Most of us just found the execution of this movie trailer quite funny.

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slimwhitt (7 years ago) Reply

This is gold, I tell ya,gold! can't wait til it's up on cinemaggeddon.

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donc48 (7 years ago) Reply

I'm afraid this is the issue with most Christian movies. They beat you over the head with the message. Most people go to movies for entertainment not to be preached to. Also about the evil box of porn if that was the case most men in American would be in trouble. @oMg you're right a Zombie or two would liven this puppy up.

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Redstater (7 years ago) Reply

Wow, this is so bad I'm almost tempted to say this is satire.

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arete (7 years ago) Reply

hahaha good one, satire :)

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Mycroft (7 years ago) Reply

Josh - "Show me any child molestor or pervert out there, and I guarantee 90% of them started looking at porn at a young age." This line, in particular, is the finest rose-raising bullshit. Sure, there are lots of child molesters out there who were exposed to porn at a young age, but that porn had almost no effect on their future when compared to the sex they were forced to have at a young age. Don't go ruining a good point with lies and idiocy. Your statements about porn before that point are actually backed up research.

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not_an_idiot (7 years ago) Reply

now that's what I call funny shit :'D

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Josh (7 years ago) Reply

Mycroft-
I'd say the sex abuse and the porn would both play a role in the twisting of that young person. Certainly sex abuse has a greater effect. But there are men who are child molestors who were not molested themselves. Interviews I have seen with molestors all state they looked at porn heavily as young children, we can't really ever know the exact effect. I didn't say, porn at a young age would automatically make you a child molestor. I just said that porn at a young age messes up your view of sex. And not all child molestors have been abused or exposed to porn, some men are just screwed up. I really don't think my statement was BS.

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Non B Leaver (7 years ago) Reply

"But there are men who are child molestors who were not molested themselves."

Yes. They are Catholic Priests.

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Josh (7 years ago) Reply

LOL


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