Titanic Movie :-

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Re: Titanic Movie :-

Postby wa5 » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:37 am

I like to think that those that were trapped in the ship as it sank to the depths, were re animated as a result of a combination of the extreme cold and huge amount of lead in the new paint on the ship (lets throw in some tea chests.. (thankyou Mr Clark)...

I see jacks body slowly re animating after he lands on the deck of the silent ship... waiting and waiting for almost around 90 years for his rose to return....

and then devouring her. when her ancient lifeless body falls from the ship above.

Jack then makes the trek to dry land, to take revenge on the offspring of JP Morgan and Bruce Ismay for their part in his death... But leaves a beautifully illustrated picture of them next to thier gnawed bones...

Before returning to his cold and silent home, he tracks down sad pathetic spammers, kills the pasty computer geeks effortlessy, and instead of leaving a lovely drawing of them in life, he leaves only an illustration of a single turd, floating in a stained toilet bowl... perhaps an editorial on thier sad and pathetic lives....

I reckon I have a winner story here people... If you are reading this Mr Spielburg.. Hands off :)
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